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Modern Age

The Now Marriage Vow goes: ``I promise to take you for better for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and health, in war and peace, in order and chaos, for so long as both shall dig it.''
Hy Gardner; syndicated column.

The airlines prefer not only a married pilot in preference to a bachelor. But they also ask the applicant, ``Do you sleep in twin beds or a double bed?
If a pilot uses a twin bed, he is not as safe a prospect as one who sleeps beside his wife in a double bed.
Twin beds prolong quarrels and may send the pilots off to work in an angry mood.
George W. Crane, M.D. Ph.D; syndicated columnist

This insane modern civilization is too much for the Moses Model human body. Here we have an organism that was designed for Biblical times. Yet we expect it to cope with artificial lighting, executive board meetings, the din of automobile horns and soap operas, carbon monoxide, cigar smoke and bubble gum. No wonder we've all got ulcers and high blood pressure,
Fred Allen; comedian

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